the misadventures of musical moo
i has a foot. i love foots. large foots, small foots… moos with spots don’t like foots i don’t think. irrelevant. peace love & moo.
misadventure of the DVR.
tonight i was laying on the couch with my grandmom & mom & i decided i needed immediate attention. i jumped out of my seat with lightning puppy speed towards my mom & my paw hit the remote, accidentally almost turning off her recording of Once Upon A Time. i tell her she doesn’t need to watch it, living with me is enough of a fairy tale adventure for all of us. peace, love, & moo.
misadventure of a lost tooth.
goodbye to my baby tooth. now i will sleep all day and wait patiently for my first fang to come in, adding to my overall intimidating physique. peace, love, & moo.
Today, I saw a cow. A real cow that goes moo. But I am the real Moo. They are posers. Happy New Year!
misadventure of a first impression.
the name’s maggie. some people add a moo. i have never met a cow. irrelevant. thanks for misadventuring with me.

